The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler

The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler

$0.00
Skip to product information
The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
  • The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler

The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler

$0.00
The Flush Friends 3-Book Sampler
1 / 11

(Or download it directly here for free: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1487gjb9be.)

Gift an ebook — your friend gets a copy and so do you!
🎁 HILARIOUS GIFT ALERT! 🎁
For anyone who appreciates bathroom humor and could use a good laugh!

Ever wondered what your toilet thinks about you?

Welcome to a world where flush friends are real, bathroom humor is sacred wisdom, and the ancient philosopher Takashita's advice, "Everybody do it!", might just change your life.

In this humorous sampler, meet three unforgettable guides to the secret world of Bathroom Land:

Alice tumbles down a most unusual rabbit hole and discovers that the Queen of Propriety has banned all laughter. Can bathroom humor save two worlds?

Dr. Trent Turdstack, distinguished psychiatrist and personified toilet, reveals why couples who fart together stay together in his groundbreaking relationship guide.

The Wink Shout Fairy, that mischievous troublemaker with buck teeth and a golden-brown aura, shares his greatest pranks and the unexpected wisdom hidden in every perfectly-timed toot.

Three stories. Infinite laughs. One universal truth: life's too short to take yourself (or your bathroom habits) too seriously.

You're in for a treat!

"Finally, literature that speaks to our most fundamental human experience! A masterpiece of porcelain philosophy."—The Daily Flush

"The Wink Shout Fairy is the hero we didn't know we needed. Crude, wise, and absolutely hilarious."—Flush Fiction Quarterly

"Dr. Turdstack's marriage advice saved my relationship. Who knew bathroom humor was the secret?"—The Literary Loo

"Pure genius wrapped in toilet paper. These flush friends belong in the literary hall of fame."—Entertainment Bowl

 

How do ebooks work? 

1) Place your order online.

2) Receive an email from BookFunnel with a link to your ebooks.

3) Follow the instructions to add ebooks to your ereader, tablet, or read online in the Bookfunnel library.

4) Any problems? The friendly support staff at Bookfunnel will be happy help!

 

A Flush Friends Book

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF FLUSH FRIENDS!
Flush Friends: Making the world kinder and funnier, one seat at a time.

What are Flush Friends books?
Flush Friends books are satirical humor for teens and adults featuring personified toilets, a mischievous Wink Shout Fairy, and ancient bathroom wisdom inspired by the legendary Takashita. 

Are flush friends real?
Absolutely. They’ve been real all along. Humans just weren’t paying attention.

What is the purpose of the Flush Friends books?
The books exist to help people relax, make people laugh, encourage self-acceptance, lighten the emotional load, reduce the shame around natural functions, help people forget their troubles for a while, and remind everyone that life is more fun when we stop taking ourselves so seriously. In short, to make humanity breathe easier and unclench.

Do the books have deeper meaning, or are they just bathroom jokes?
They are bathroom humor and jokes with meaning and wisdom. The humor opens the door, but the messages teach vulnerability, acceptance, mindfulness, relationship honesty, and emotional freedom.

Flush Friends books: funny enough to gift, deep enough to keep!   

 

You may also like