EBOOK The Farting Fairy: A Practical Joker's Guide to Wisdom and Joy by The Wink Shout Fairy

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Ever been blamed for a wink shout (fart) you didn't commit?

(That was actually me.)

I'm the Wink Shout Fairy: buck teeth, golden-brown aura, and a track record that spans centuries. I've been framing unsuspecting humans with the most perfectly timed, most inconvenient, most musical moments in all of history. Hehehe hohoho hahaha!

In this tell-all, I reveal:

• My most legendary pranks (and the humans who still blame their spouses).
• The secret art of strategic wink shout placement.
• Testimonials from mortified victims.

But here's the thing, winkies: I don't do this out of malice. I do it because the humans who laugh at their own wink shouts are the ones who actually live. 

Warning: Reading this book may cause spontaneous laughter, self-acceptance, and an irresistible urge to lighten up.

What People (and Toilets) Are Saying:

“This is irresponsible. Improper. Distasteful. Utterly lacking in refinement . . . and I couldn’t put it down.”—Dr. T. Barbara Boothole, Author of Fart, Laugh, and Be Happy

“Finally, a self-help book that actually helps! Who knew the secret to happiness was accepting your inner winkie? Move over, meditation apps—I’m taking life advice from a buck-toothed fairy now.”—The Giggle Times

OMG. You're not going to believe what I did at that wedding.

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